Saturday, 16 May 2009
Its A London Thing...
After Blackpool I had a pretty busy week at work. It started with an early-late-early which is never good! I felt so tired all week which resulted in minimal partying. Sunday was a last minuite fun one with the guys and gals of wenslydale and there was also a random night in the Cali which eneded up in a drinking session in number 10.
Thursday was day one off and we decided to do something cheap yet fun. Andy had some free train tickets (he is a geek and is top sales person at work FACT) so we decided to head to the big smoke for a cheap day out....
famous last words!
Cheap? Ha! Jonny and Janice thought it would be fun to book into the easy hotel and party in london for the night. We all know Janice is easily led and Jonny is the pied piper of leading Janice astray..FACT!
I headed to London with Andy V, Harry and Sarah and headed to Oxford Street for cheap pizza. We then met up with Joel and Michael and headed to Selfridges where we all split up for a while. I wanted big blue eyes so I headed to MAC for a makeover. I then went shopping in Topshop and thought it would be fun to buy a red wig and be someone different for the night. I then picked up a cute blue mini dress and BAM! Janice was someone different! We then met up and decided to hit Soho via Carnaby Street.
Jonny and I dropped off our bags and met the guys in SoHo. We started in The Village where we checked out the hot dancers and drank vodka red bull. The Village isnt the worst bar in Soho nor is it the best but it was fun place to start... actually, I dont normally like the village but I have now changed my mind. Joel and Micheal left at 11ish so the rest of us headed to G.A.Y L8 for cheap drinks and cheesy music (and more hot guys!). £1.60 a drink (love it) I love G.A.Y L8 always have, always will! The rest of the guys headed home at 1sh and Jonny and i met a random group and we eneded up heading to Heaven.
The guys we got chatting to where a random group including an American who was obsessed with Boeings and Airbus, some guy who looked like a cross between the Mika and Simon Amstell and a Scot who sounded more southern than me!. The Mika guy was from Newcastle (but had a posh accent) and knew people that Jonny and I knew in Newcastle and his sister goes to school with Jonnys sister..small world!
Thursdays in GAY@Heaven is Porn Idol. Westminster Council have clearly granted them a nudity licence and this is not a bad thing haha!
From what I can gather anyone can enter, they dance around a pole, get naked and get judged on how hot they are, thier ass and thier cock. There are three judges and there was a random dog on the stage.
After Porn idol we headed to the back room where we drank large vodkas and danced while watching Scream on tvs...very random! I dont know what time we left but I remeber wanting to go down to the river because the Embankment is one of my favorited palces in the whole world! there was nowhere to get food so Jonny and I decided to buy Salt and viniger peanuts and cheese and pickle snadwiches and head back to our Easy Hotel!
I rememeber walking in the hotel and thinking that it looked like the easyjet acadamy (the place where crew do thier training) and this freaked me out slightly! I felt like I was drunk at work...very sureal! Ive never stayed in an easy hotel and I guess it's fine so long as you're not a claustrophobic who hates orange. There was no window and the rooms are mega small...but its cheap and clean! i've stayed in worse (Formula one in Liverpool is officially the worst!).
The next day we woke up still thinking it was the night (no windows make it very dark). We checked out 2 hours late (standard for Jankinson) and we headed back to Luton.
The lovely Adam Usher then coloured and cut my hair and then I headed to Hemel to see Farrah and Joseph for takeaway and movies.
Today was spent with the family eating BBQ and playing the usual hide and seek/tiger games with the children. I really dont spend enough time with my family and love it when we all get together.
tonight has been mainly spent texting this random guy and watching Eurovision with Lauren, Andy and Harry. The gay community LOVE eurovision! EuroVision is the gayest song contest in the world!
I dont know why but Amanda Holden really bugs me! She always has and always will. I get the feeling that Amanda loves Amanda, more than everything else. Let's be honest, what was she first known for? Cheating on Les Dennis with Neil Morrissey - what an achievement! It's easy to see how she's managed to get the work she has got with all that talent...stupid fucking bint! Anway, the point of this rant is that she was flying First Class from LA to London with Virgin and my good friend Tim was working on that flight. The lovely Timmy knows about my irritational dislike for the woman so told her that I was her biggest fan in the whole world! She then wrote me a note on her first class menu..To Janice from Amanda Holden! He said she was lovely. Great!!